Review: After You with the Pistol by Kyril Bonfiglioli
I don't know even where to start with this review. After You with the Pistol by Kyril Bonfiglioli is in theory a crime novel, but it's too fun, and silly, and improbable to really be taken as such.
Charlie Mordecai is an art dealer, although in this novel he doesn't do much actual work. Instead, his life is saved in the opening of the story by some kind of secret government agency under the condition that he marry a certain rich American, Johanna. When the loving Johanna asks him to kill the queen of England, Mortdecai sets about to do it. The attempt goes awry, and he is sent on a mission of international intrigue that is simply absurd, but pleasurably so. He attends a vicious, feminist-run training camp for secret agents, combats an all-powerful union of Chinese waiters, poses as a priest, smuggles heroin from China to America, and survives a shootout in a slaughterhouse.
Mortdecai is the show-stopping star here. As...