Teaser Tuesday
Grab your current read.
Let the book fall open to a random page.
Share with us two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
You also need to share the title of the book that you're getting your "teaser" from...that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you've given.
Please avoid spoilers!
My teaser:
But the glorious absurdity of one of rock 'n' roll's greatest icons, the leader of my favorite band, my Jew-Rock idol, attempting to cut me down like a marauding moyel was so surreal, surprising and bizarre that it made me palpably giddy. Somehow, despite every molecule in my body commanding me to unleash gales of joyful laughter, I managed to stay stone-faced. That was the moment I knew I was a professional.
-pg. 76, "The Professional" by Jacob Austen in Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish: The Heeb Storytelling Collection edited by Shana Liebman
Teaser Tuesdays is hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Play along....